kandykrab:

When you’re introverted and there’s 20+ people in the house and you’re already dranined by hour 2

rideonmidnightcowgirl:

how can you even be a woman without going absolutely batshit insane

porncute:

kissing under the mistletoe is so overrated. deep throat him.

lordxpvpi:

The sweeter you treat her, the nastier she’ll be for you

weavemama:

obama’s wife was disrespected, his daughters were disrespected, HE was disrespected but he never resorted to acting like 5 year old on social media and to the press

thoughtslostandfound:

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

hopeful-melancholy:

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

alaiha:

chvkwve:

I like being invited to things.
I don’t necessarily like going
But I like being invited.

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“Trust yourself. You’ve survived a lot, and you’ll survive whatever is coming.”

— Unknown

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that